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GOOGLE ADS THAT ACTUALLY SCALE.

I manage Google & YouTube Ads for DTC brands spending $15k–$500k/mo. I find where your budget is leaking — fix the foundation — then we scale.

7+ Years
$113M+ Managed
MER North Star
Google Search ✦  YouTube Ads ✦  PMax Architecture ✦  Demand Gen ✦  GMC Feed Management ✦  New Customer ROAS ✦  Northbeam Reporting ✦  Brand vs Non-Brand ✦  Suspension Recovery ✦  MER Optimisation ✦  Google Search ✦  YouTube Ads ✦  PMax Architecture ✦  Demand Gen ✦  GMC Feed Management ✦  New Customer ROAS ✦  Northbeam Reporting ✦  Brand vs Non-Brand ✦  Suspension Recovery ✦  MER Optimisation ✦ 
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What I Do — Tap to Explore
01 Search & Shopping Brand splits · New Customer ROAS

Clean separation between branded and non-branded campaigns from day one. Your branded campaigns capture existing demand — your non-branded campaigns create new customers. Mixing them together hides the real picture. New Customer ROAS is the number that actually tells you if Google is growing your business.

02 YouTube & Demand Gen Cold audiences · Real top-of-funnel

Cold audiences who've never heard of your brand need to see you before they'll buy. Demand Gen warms them up with lifestyle creatives — real people, real context. PMax scales way easier once the audience is warm. Most brands skip this step and wonder why their CAC is sky high.

03 PMax Architecture SKU splits · Signals · No black box

PMax left alone defaults to hoovering up branded search — easiest conversion to claim credit for. It needs SKU-level asset groups, brand exclusions, supplemental feeds, and audience signals to actually work for growth. "Set it and forget it" is Google's pitch to spend more of your money. Not a real strategy.

04 GMC & Feed Management Feed optimization · Suspension recovery

If your Merchant Center feed is broken, your campaigns never had a chance. Full setup, title optimization (keyword-led, 130–150 chars), supplemental feeds, and suspension recovery. Most GMC suspensions have a clear fix — Google's emails are vague on purpose. I find the actual cause and appeal properly.

05 Northbeam & Reporting MER · WoW trends · Real attribution

Weekly Slack reports with week-over-week trends — spend, revenue, ROAS, New Customer ROAS, CAC — broken down by brand vs non-brand. MER is the headline metric, not what Google claims in its own dashboard. Northbeam setup and full attribution config included for higher-spend accounts.

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Industries Scaled
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Supplements & Health
Monthly Spend$80K – $500K
Avg NC CPA$38 – $65
Primary FixFeed + Copy
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Fashion & Apparel
Monthly Spend$40K – $300K
Avg NC ROAS2.5 – 4.8x
Primary FixPMax Structure
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Beauty & Skincare
Monthly Spend$30K – $200K
Avg NC CPA$28 – $65
Primary FixGMC Titles
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Health & Wellness
Monthly Spend$20K – $150K
Avg NC ROAS3.0 – 5.2x
Primary FixBrand Split + GMC

YOUR ROAS IS lying TO YOU.

Most Google accounts I audit are burning 40–60% of their budget on branded search — people who were already going to buy. You're not scaling new customers. You're paying Google to intercept your own existing demand.

Split brand from non-brand. Run the real numbers. Your actual new customer ROAS is probably around 1.2–1.8x, not the 4x+ you're seeing in the dashboard.

Calculate your real ROAS →
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Listicle & Comparison Testing

Most DTC brands send cold Google traffic straight to their product page. That's where new customers drop off. I test and build the pages that actually convert cold traffic — before it ever touches your PDP.

Listicle Pages
The Pre-Sell That Converts

Editorial-style pages that rank your product against competitors — written to feel like an independent review. Cold traffic trusts them. We test headlines, hooks, and layouts to find what actually moves the needle.

Example "Best [Product Category] — Our Top Picks"
Comparison Pages
You vs Them — Side by Side

Direct competitor comparison pages that put your brand next to the big names — and win. We test the framing, USPs, and proof points used. The right comparison page can significantly drop your CAC.

Example "[Your Brand] vs [Competitor] — Which One's Worth It?"
What We Test
Hook & headline variations
Editorial vs advertorial tone
With vs without competitor names
Short vs long-form layout
Social proof placement
CTA position & copy
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Common Questions
01 Our ROAS is 4x+. Why would we need help?
That 4x is almost certainly blended — Google counting brand searches from people who already knew you. Separate brand from non-brand and run the real numbers. Most accounts I audit have 50–70% of conversions coming from brand. Your actual new customer ROAS is probably 1.2–1.8x. That's the number that tells you if Google is growing your business or just intercepting existing demand.
02 We tried Google Ads before. It didn't work.
Usually one of three things: wrong structure (one PMax doing everything with zero controls), no conversion value rules to tell Google who a new customer is, or a product-market fit issue no media buyer can fix. I audit before I commit — if Google isn't right for your brand right now, I'll say it straight instead of taking your money.
03 Can't PMax just run everything automatically?
PMax left alone defaults to branded search — easiest conversion to claim credit for. Inflated ROAS, flat new customer growth. It needs brand exclusions, SKU-level asset groups, supplemental feeds, and audience signals to work properly. "Set it and forget it" is Google's pitch to spend more of your money. Not a real strategy.
04 Do you run Meta or TikTok too?
No. Google and YouTube only. The brands I work with either have Meta handled separately or we coordinate on shared MER data. Depth over breadth — I'd rather be exceptional at one channel than average across all of them.
05 What spend level do you work with?
Sweet spot is $15K–$200K/month on Google. Below that, the account usually doesn't have enough conversion volume for strategies that actually move the needle. Above $200K, reach out via advortex.io and we'll scope it properly.
06 My Merchant Center got suspended. Can you fix it?
Usually yes. Most suspensions: misrepresentation flags (missing return policy, no contact info), feed policy violations (wrong categories, misleading titles, duplicate entries), supplemental feed header mismatches, or inherited flags from a previously suspended account. I find the real cause first — Google's emails are vague on purpose — then fix and appeal. Most cases I've taken on get resolved.